Pete Siena surfs the biggest wave of his career, but falls off from an explosive poop

You are a surfer named Pete Siena, you are just about to surf the biggest wave of your career when you get an explosive poop that makes you fall off your surf board.


You are a surfer named Peter Siena, and you just fell off your surf board because you got explosive diarrhea.

All the surfers in the competition are grossed out and quit. You win the contest by default. 

During your acceptance speech you vomit on everyone.
You are a surfer named Peter Siena, you puke on all the surfers at the competition, and they all quit because they are grossed out.


> You win by default, but nobody acknowledges your win.
You are a surfer named Peter Siena, you had explosive diarrhea on all the other surfers, making them quit.
During your acceptance speech you vomit on everyone.


> You go to the doctor to find out why you are vomiting and have so much diarrhea.
After hours of tests your doctor tells you that you have an unhealthy obsession with large breasts, and that you need help.


> You go to a self help for people obsessed with large breasts.
After three years at the self help center, you learn a technique to ignore breasts.
A nurse walks in. She has huge breasts.
You vomit and have explosive diarrhea.


> You move to a desert island, and only allow small-breasted women to visit.
You are on a small island, with only small-breasted women visiting from time to time.
You ignore all large breasted women and vow to live alone.


> You see an ancient statue of a women with large breasts.
This is a disturbing sight.
You go mad and kill yourself.

The fertility statue comes to life and revives you. She tells you liking large breasts is nothing to be ashamed of.

You agree and continue your life.


> You buy a special pair of glasses that makes everything appear smaller.
The world suddenly looks normal sized.
You become a global icon and marry a supermodel.
You are elected supreme ruler of the world.
You father the most beautiful girl babies in history.


> You enter another surfing competition to see if you are cured.
You are a surfer named Peter Siena, you just fell off your surf board because you got explosive diarrhea.


> You outlaw large breasts.
You are a dictator named Peter Siena, you have outlawed large breasts in your territory.
Citizens complain about this new law and threaten to overthrow you.
You have them all killed.


> You say "Tough titty."
You are a ruthless dictator named Peter Siena, you have all your citizens killed because they complain about the breast law.
Later you find out the Queen of England is very disappointed in you.
You kill yourself.

The fertility statue brings you back to life and removes your eyes.

You are a blind shell of a man.
Later you die and your body is carved into a thousand little figurines.


> You the fertility statue comes to life and revives you. She tells you the Queen of England is your one true love and that you must go to her.
You are a dead shell of a man, with your body carved into a thousand little figurines.
The fertility statue comes to life and revives you. She tells you like large breasts is nothing to be ashamed of.


> You visit the Queen of England.
You are a dead shell of a man riding in a limousine towards the palace of the queen of England.
You marry the queen and have normal sized children.
You die an old man.

In hell, you don't see any more larges breasts. You stomach can finally rest with you ass cheeks are torn to shred by a cat of nine tails.

THE END