Jeff, a world-famous paleontologist

Posted under Episode 154, Story On By Chief

You are Jeff, a world-famous paleontologist who is invited to a mysterious island. Once there, you discover the island is full of dinosaurs.
 The island is also the location of a secret laboratory. You need to find the laboratory if you want to save yourself from extinction.

Good luck!


> You search for clues to find the secret laboratory.
You look around the elevator. There's a map on the wall, which shows the whole island. You memorize the map so that you can find your way back.


> You lean on a marble bust of the park's creator, John Hammond, and a secret wall opens up revealing stairs to the secret lab.
You enter the secret lab. You see the scientists and doctors who worked under John Hammond before his death. They look at you from inside their plastic tubes.


> You press press some buttons, then you see one of the tubes fill with green liquid. The scientist in the green liquid starts to transform into a dinosaur.
You've just made your first step into the mad world of genetic manipulation. A world in which humans and animals can be merged into terrifying creatures...
You've just made your first step into the mad world of genetic manipulation.


> You decide to merge with fly and become a terrifying half human half fly monster.
You decide to merge with the fly. Now you are a human-fly monster and the next step is to roam the island.


> You land on a giant pile of dinosaur poo.
You land on the giant pile of dung. The next step is to meet new people, kill them and take over their minds... or maybe not. The choices are endless.


> You see John Hammond's grandkids stranded in a jeep being attacked by a T-Rex. You decide to fly down and help them.
You fly down to save them. You are now in a difficult position. You have two options, you can save the grankids or kill them.


> You decide to save them.
You decide to save them. You fly down and kill the T-rex. The kids are amazed by your powers and want to be just like you. You suddenly feel a burning sensation in your body...

You can't be infected can you? No way! But it seems so...


> You rush back to the lab and do some blood tests and std tests.
You rush back to the lab and do some blood tests and std tests. You find out you are infected with a new disease! Fortunately you can spread it only through bites or scratches. Unfortunately it is highly contagious.


> You look for people to bite and scratch.
You are really thirsty. You need to spread the disease and bite or scratch someone. Who should you bite or scratch?


> You bite and scratch John Hammond.
You bite John Hammond's neck. He becomes infected with a disease. He starts to feel unwell but doesn't know why...


> You see John Hammond begin to transform...
You see John Hammond begin to transform into a human-insect mutant. You didn't mean it! It was an accident!

The two of you are giant insect monsters and have an epic battle all over the island.

Who will win? The future tells...


> You just then, military helicopters swarm the island and start napalming the dinosaurs.
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> You purchase a story-driven quest from John Hammond.
You purchase a story-driven quest from John Hammond. He talks to you about his latest creations...
A great city, its streets and buildings made from blocks of ice. A village on the back of a turtle.


> You decide to buy a house on John Hammond's turtle island, Torterra.
You decide to buy a house on John Hammond's turtle island, Torterra. You arrive there and set up home. Your living room overlooks a beautiful beach and beyond that the rolling sea.


> You notice it is very cold inside your ice house. Your ass is frozen to the couch.
No! You're not actually frozen to the couch. But it is very cold. Icebergs float past your window and you can see seals swimming in the ocean below you.


> You also see the singer Seal swimming in the ocean below you. You wave hello.
You also see the singer Seal swimming in the ocean below you. You wave hello and he waves back.
You wonder if your house is affecting his music career... in a good way?


> You say "Hi Seal. Is my ice house affecting your music career in a good way?"
Seal is very grateful. He says he's been struggling to write a new album. But ever since he saw your house he's got lots of ideas and has started writing songs again.
You feel happy and satisfied.

Seal releases a new single "Starring at a horrible fly monsters ice house with my boo"
 and it goes straight to number 1 in the charts.
You have made a real difference to someone's life.


> You visit Seal's house, when he opens the door you bite and scratch him.
You fly to Los Angeles and knock on Seals door. He answers wearing just a pair of swimming trunks. He's very surprised to see you...
"Hellooo," he says. "How can I help?"


> You watch as Seal starts to transform.
You watch as Seal starts to transform into a human-insect mutant. He doesn't seem to notice.
"There are insects everywhere,"


> You say "Seal, throw out all your insecticide right now. Don't ask why."
Seal runs off to get some insecticide.
"Why did you say that?" he complains, as he sprays himself in the face with it.
"I dunno," you reply.


> You rush Seal to the fly doctor.
With the help of an ant, you rush seal to the fly doctor. The fly doctor is actually a human-doctor who only sees patients who are flies.


> You say "Doctor! Tell me, will he live?!"
"Yes" says the human-doctor. "He's not dead yet."
The human-doctor pulls out a needle and...


> You bite and scratch the human doctor.
You bite and scratch the human doctor. It's not very comfortable but you're glad you did it.
You feel amazing! You feel like you can do anything!
The human-doctor dies of shock.


> You take the needle out of the Doctor's cold dead hand, and inject into yourself.
You take the needle out of the Doctor's cold dead hand, and inject it into yourself. You feel a rush of searing pain and your eyes roll up in your head...
It feels good doesn't it?


> You whisper into Seal's fly ear: "We're never gonna survive, unless we get a little crazy." Seal is instantly healed.
You whisper into Seal's fly ear: "We're never gonna survive, unless we get a little crazy."
Seal is instantly healed. He stands up and waves his new arms in the air.


> You watch as Seal grows 8 pairs of arms and transforms from a giant fly monster into a spider seal.
You watch as Seal grows 8 pairs of arms and transforms from a giant fly monster into a spider seal.
But he's still waving his arms around, it looks like he's having a fit.


> You ask Seal what's the deal?
"We can talk?" says the fly inside the Spider-Seal. "This is weird, but this is the best I've felt in weeks."

The Spider Seal spins a web around you.

"You don't need to worry, I'm not going to hurt you," says the fly inside the Spider-Seal. "I'm sorry about this..."

Seal slowly starts to eat you.

"Seal?" you say.
"It's me," says the Fly inside the Spider-Seal. "I think I've taken control of this guys body."


> You say "Clever girl," you say, as you die. "
You die.