Virtual Jason, a streamer aspiring to become the most famous person with the name Jason

However, there are all several other famous Jasons, so you decide to kidnap some of the most famous one. You kidnap Jason Momoa, Jason Bateman, Jason Mewes and Jason Lee and have them tied in a warehouse. You say "Now that the competition's out of the way, I will become the world's most beloved Jason."

You then take your audience into a room where they see a man dressed in a black suit and red tie sitting at a table. He looks like he's about to give away his secrets to you, but instead he gives you the following clue: "The secret to becoming famous is to be yourself". Your audience starts cheering for you as you walk up to the table.

You realize the man in the black suit is Jason Statham. He is the most famous Jason left.

The crowd cheers even louder as you grab him by the wrist and pull him towards you. "Jason, come on let's go!" you shout grabbing his hand. "What?" he asks confused. "Come on! Let's go!" you yell. You start walking down the street with Jason holding onto your arm.

You Jason begins to throw a temper tantrum saying "I don't wanna walk down the street! I wanna go to the ice cream stoooore!".

The crowd laughs while you continue to look around and shake your head. Finally you get to an intersection and turn right. "Where do we want to go?"

You drag Jason into the ice cream store, point at yourself and Jason Statham, then demand they named a flavor in honor of all Jasons.

> You ice cream shop "Ice Cream Shop, Ice Cream Shop, Ice Cream Shop, Ice Cream Shop..". you chant as you walk through the streets. Finally you arrive at the ice cream shop. It has been renamed, "The Most Famous Jason". The owner opens the door and walks inside. "Hey, who's this?" he says.

You point at the sign and then point at yourself and say "I'm the most famous Jason. My boy Jason would like some of your finest ice cream.".

> You ice cream shop ice cream shop. "Oh yes, yes, yes, my son," the owner smiles and takes a seat across from you. "This is really nice". Then he pulls a box out of his pocket and hands it to you. "Here, eat this and you'll feel better".

You open the box and see it's...

A slice of cake? "It tastes like strawberry shortcake", you say.

the store owner reveals to you that the cake is laced with psychedelic ingredients. You begin to trip balls.

"Well, if you're sure you want to try this..". the owner says. You nod. "Okay, here's your money back. Now go". And with those words, the owner leaves you alone in the middle of a candy aisle.

14 hours pass and you are still standing in the middle of the candy aisle whispering "Ice cream shop, ice cream shop."

In the meantime, you've spent $10 on a piece of cake. After another day passes and you're still in the middle of the candy aisle. Another day passes and you're still in the candy aisle. Another day passes and you're still in the candy aisle.

You decide to ice cream shop.

> You ice cream shop ice cream shop. "Ice cream shop, ice cream shop, ice cream shop.".. you chant as you walk through the streets. Finally you arrive at the ice cream shop. It has been renamed, "The Most Famous Jason". The owner opens the door and walks inside. "Hey, who's this?" he says.

You become famous for standing in the candy aisle at The Most Famous Jason. People come to watch you consume LSD and trip balls every day.

The owner reveals to you that the cake is laced with psychedelic ingredients. You begin to trip balls. "Well, if you're sure you want to try this.".. the owner says. You nod. "Okay, here's your money back. Now go". And with those words, the owner leaves you alone in the middle of a candy aisle.

Suddenly you see president Nixon appear before you, your favorite president. You ask him, "Ice cream shop?" and President Nixon responds...

"No, no, no, ice cream shop. Ice cream shop". Then you hear the sound of a helicopter and you're suddenly in the middle of a war. A war between the forces of good and evil. Your life is now over.

You realize everything is ice cream, and it always was. Good and evil are an illusion. You ice cream shop the ice cream shop, and it ice cream shops.

Your life is finished.