EP350 #9

Posted under EP350 #9, Story On By Chief

You are in a house of mirrors, while you were looking at yourself the exit disappeared behind you. For some strange reason you feel that you are trapped in the mirrors. Or is it just a reflection? or maybe you are a reflection inside another reflection?

"What the hell is going on here?" You ask to yourself.
You do some self reflection. What is your purpose in life? Is this what you really want? Is there any meaning to your existence? Are you happy with who you are and where you are right now?
You say, "I'm gonna make a change For once in my life It's gonna feel real good Gonna make a difference Gonna make it right As I, turn up the collar on My favorite winter coat This wind is blowing my mind I see the kids in the streets With not enough to eat Who am I to be blind? Pretending not to see their needs A summer disregard, a broken bottle top And a one man soul They follow each other on the wind ya' know 'Cause they got nowhere to go That's why I want you to know I'm starting with the man in the mirror!"
Like they say, "You first have to save yourself before you can save the world". I'm sorry for wasting your time and thank you for saving my life, if that makes any sense at all.
you ask the man in the mirror for his name.
He says, "My name is Henry, but you can call me Hank."
He looks like a Hank to you. You find that funny for some reason and start laughing at yourself. Aaaahhh.
You ask Hank, "Hey Hank, how do I get out of here?"
He walks up to the closest mirror and touches it.
As he touches the mirror, it disappears. When you follow him through, you find yourself in an alleyway near the Empire State Building.
you reflect on your decision to follow Hank. Were you always so trusting or has it been a consequence of your experience?
Either way, you consider it time well spent. Time to go home and see what tomorrow brings.
You hop on the red eye flight back to Oklahoma. You drift off to sleep as the plane soars through the sky.
You stir awake and look out the window.
you see a mirror on the wing of the plane.
In it, you see the face of a beautiful woman.
She looks at you and says, "Go back? Why would you want to do a silly thing like that?"
You respond, "New York was nice, but it was not my home."
She looks at you with a lonely stare.
With a small smile, she says, "Perhaps not, but I think you will find that it was."
You ask the woman in the mirror, "Who are you?" in a voice barely above a whisper.
She responds with, "That depends on who is asking."
You smile back and say, "I'm asking."
"If that is the case, you already know"
You nod agreement.
You look in the mirror and realize the woman you were talking to was you all along.
"What a beautiful woman." you say.
"Flattery will get you everywhere, Pinkie."
"Where do we go from here?
"Wherever we want to of course.
The woman extends her hand out to you and you grab it. Suddenly you find yourself  back in the control tower with with Dr. P and the technicians at the consoles.
"How was it gentlemen?"
One of them responds, "Absolutely wonderful, Dr. P."
"Always is," another responds.
"How was it for you?" Dr. P asks you with a knowing look in his eye.
You respond,
"Great!" and jump into a book where you are taken to a drawn comic book world. Take on me is playing constantly.  Every now and then you hear the opening notes of Ministry's N.W.O. on guitar.
you meet several comic books characters in this drawn world:1. Vampirella: The count stands over 6 foot tall and has black hair that goes down to her waist. Her lips are infused with the color of Chestnut and her long fingernails are painted a glossy bright red. When she speaks to you it's as if an angel sings right in front of your face. You immediately fall deeply in love with her and stay in this dream world for many many generations.
2. Domino: Domino is a hot bodied chick that wears a skintight white and black suit, with a domino mask and constume hat. She carries a vast number of weapons on her person. She has a perfect hourglass figure and angular facial features. Her lips are full and her cheekbones wide and sculpted.
3. Garfield the Human  : A human rodent of unusual colored fur with the personality of a lazy cat. He loves to sleep and eat. He sits upon his chair and plays games all day and night. He watches TV 24/7. Never showers unless his friends intervene.
4.  Most of all, you enjoy interacting with the people of the town they are weird to be sure but good people at heart. Except for the evil doctor down the street who likes to cut animals up and experiment on them.
you decide to pay a visit to the evil with Domino, Garfield, and Vampirella.
You run to the car and sit back and wait. The three of them prepare their weapons.
Garfield's weapon?  A slingshot full of acorns.
Domino's? A host of personal firearms.
Your weapon? A spatula.
You honk the horn and the four of you enter the evil doc's lair.
you crash through the wall of the evil docs lair and brandish your spatula. you yell "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
The evil doc looks around and says, "Oh shit! a giant talking spatula!" he begins to hyperventilate a bit.
Your spatula glows, and you begin your Magical Anime Girl transformation.
You become a super sexy Anime Girl with purple hair and twin pigtails in cute dresses with skull patterns and wielding different weapons.
You use your ultimate move on the evil doctor!
You spray a toxic gas at him. It's so poisonous that he can't even scream as he dies an agonizing death in seconds.
What type of Anime are you?
Your magic is so poisonous it can kill someone in seconds with just one spray! you are a great poet though.
you recite a beautiful haiku as you pose for photos over the evil doctors melting corpse:
Beauty lasts only a moment
For that is ephemeral ,
But a beautiful death lasts forever-
Look at this evil doctor die!
The moral of the story: trust noone even if they seem friendly at first because you never know if they're secretly a crazed mad man who experiments on animals