EP346 #2

Posted under EP346 #2, Story On By Chief

You are Angus MacGyver, genius hero turned tech YouTuber. You have just started the broadcast of your monthly live PC build. You make sure to plug your sponsors and thank your sister for letting you stream from her kitchen while your studio is undergoing a redesign. Just then, a voice in your earpiece informs you that most of the parts did not arrive in time. But the show must go on! You figure that you can replace the missing parts using what's available in your sister's home.

The next day, you are able to get everything working again. However, it will take several days before you can even test out all the new features of your computer.
you start the first episode of your Podcast: The Steakhouse. You say  "In this Podcast, I'll be reviewing the New Reindr0b Industries Automatic Bird Feeder and Bird Deep Fryer"
Episode 1: The Steakhouse

You begin by taking a look at how the machine works.
That takes 5 minutes and you get nervous for more content so you list the Top 10 embarrassing things found in your sister's home: 1. Rusted Nickel Bag 2. Roach Clip 3. Metal Spiked Batting Glove 4. "Raver" Visor 5. Tribal Necklace 6. Fake Eyebrows 7. Riding Crop 8. Giant Floppy Rabbitears 9. Tribal Belly Button Ring 10. Carved Wooden Sliver

You start feeling hungry and decide to season your fries with some birdseed.
You announce the sponsor of the podcast and give a review of the book "Teledildonics and you" by Dr Wang Long.
You end the first episode and let your fans know you will be taking questions on Snapchat, Instagram and Twitter.
you sign off with your catchphrase "Oh, no, I've got diarrhea!" and call it a day.
Your podcast airs and immediately your sisters calls to complain about you revealing her personal info for entertainment purposes.  You tell her, "Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon."
apologies and promise to keep things suitable for work.
you start your "After Dark" NSFW show called  "Honey I Flied The Junior Deputy Intern"
you're pronounced dead on the scene.

The coroner report lists the cause of death as: "Hard work killed him". You're survived by your sister and all your fans.
Your sister uploads your consciousness into a computer. You live forever in cyberspace.
The moral of the story: don't put your head in a microwave