EP317 #1

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You are Hideo Kojima, a man pitching new anime idea to Japan's biggest anime production company. You start your pitch. "I got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous"

The audience is silent for a moment and then you hear the crowd murmur.


"No way! That can't be true!" someone says. "That's just not possible."
The production company approves your big-titted story, and you get to work making it. 

Two years pass...

It has been two years since you first pitched your big-boobed story to the Japanese animation industry. The anime companies have rejected it.
you decide to go to a television studio and make a live action version.
You pitch the story and meet with the head of the studio. He's a handsome, charismatic man. He falls in love with your story right away. He decides to make his own animated version.
You decide to learn animation and drawn your own version of the pilot.  You and the head of the studio explain your pilots: one is a drill, the other one is a heart-ridden girl. Both are on a low wage, but they are happy with what they have.

A year later, your television pilot is complete.
The pilot is a huge hit.  It is successful in not only big markets, but also small markets. Even though it's live action pilot, the series becomes a huge hit.
you release a line of RealDolls of the main character.
The series is a success and you both get rich.
After the success of your series, you decide to pursue a career in entertainment, just like your father.
You meet with Hiro, your Father who thinks that Working at a Limousine Company in LA is working in the entertainment Industry. 
You explain that it's not and that you're going into Television. You show him photos of you and your new wife on your very big house. He's happy for you both.
Hiro Mentions that he loves your new show.
"Yeah, it's a big hit. I'm rich. I'm even thinking about running for senator. You wouldn't want that now, would you?"
You shake your head.
> You say "You never loved me dad!"
You grab your Dad's suit collar and yell in his face.
"You never loved me!" you scream. "That's why you're not disappointed!"
You run against Hiro in the senate race.  You use your big titty anime girls play during all your campaign ads which are widely shared and hugely popular.
Hiro is killed in a plane crash during the election. You win the senate race in a landslide.
You successfully campaign for many changes in the government to better suit your needs.
You remove censorship of all Japanese pornography.
You introduce a tax on all breast implants.
You begin selling off US interests in Japan to Japanese companies.
Your first year as senator is a huge success and you win a second term in an easy landslide.
> You are visited by the ghost of your father.
You wake up to the smell of fresh pancakes and see your wife in the kitchen.
"Pancakes!" you say.
"I made you some," your wife replies.
You father is immediately offended that you were more excited pancakes that seeing him.
"It's not exciting to see a man in his underwear that hasn't seen you in 15 years. You're embarrassing," your father complains, he turns to you daughter who nods along with his complaints.
You ghost bust your dad.
"You're a dick!" you yell.
"I'm a smart one," your father says.
The moral of the story: Adults will always be dicks.