EP 480 – Story #1 – You are Derek Bushmills, a fan of the highly successful Star wars films who believes that Star Wars was a Documentary and not a Work of fiction.

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You are Derek Bushmills, a fan of the highly successful Star wars films who believes that Star Wars was a Documentary and not a Work of fiction. Not many other people believe you, so you decide to make a Death Star and Eliminate all the People who don't believe you.
 You need some friends for this.
This is an Intergalactic Death Star. The first thing you have to do is get it up and running. Then you'll need some sort of Weaponry as well.

You purchase the following
space weaponry:

Missile Launcher - A handheld device capable of launching missiles at targets in order to eliminate them from existence. This may come in handy later on.
Gravity Generator - A portable device capable of generating gravity waves which will attract ships within range, thus capturing them.

You test out your weaponry on your least favorite planet
(besides Earth):

 Venus. You also use the time-travelling device you purchased last year to go back to 20th century America and visit the White House for research purposes.
The Gravity generator works beautifully!

You learn the following lesson from 20th century America:

 the US President does not want another world war because it would be bad for business. He offers you $1 million USD if you can create a superweapon that could stop World War III before it starts.

You counteroffer for 1 trillion dollars and access to Earth's magma core.

 They accept your terms.
Your new home is now a superweapon facility located under Yellowstone National Park. You're happy with your decision to relocate here.
You have enough money to hire a few employees: two Scientists, a Security Guard, and an Engineer.

You use the thermal power from the Yellowstone volcano to power a giant mech with the heads of Mount Rushmore mounted atop.

The Mech is called "Me" or sometimes just M for short.
Once the construction has finished, you head into space again to find more allies.
On Mars you meet the leader of a group of rebels who are currently waging a guerrilla warfare against the Martian government.

You team up with the Martian rebels and seize control of the milky way.

 You then name yourself "King of the Milky Way". Your army consists mostly of humans but there are a few aliens amongst your ranks too.
You manage to hold onto your position until about 30 years after you took over the Milky Way, when things begin to fall apart.

You eliminate all the Sheep that don't believe Star wars is Real.

 You start off by blowing up the Vatican, but even that doesn't seem to satisfy everyone.
The only way to fix this problem is to build a second Death Star and kill the remaining Sheep with it.