EP 477 – Story #1 – You are Noel Budie Nose, Mrs Nose’s wife.

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You are Noel Budie Nose, Mrs Nose's wife.
 You and your husband live in a small village near the sea, where you run a shop that specializes in nautical supplies. Your husband is a captain for a local shipping company.
Your mother-in-law is an unrepentant miser, and she has been known to lock you out

One day, you find a check for $1 million addressed to Tony for all of his good work.
 As soon as you get it in your hands, you decide to cash it and leave the country with your family.
You can use one of your five skill points on "Haggling" or "Gambling."

You meet Forget me Knot, Amnesiac Captain, who tells you gambling is where the money's at.
 She leads you to a casino.
You are now in the Casino, which is located in a large underground cavern. The floor is made of smooth stone, with several rows of slot machines lining the walls.

You spend the next six hours at a slot machine losing all the money from the check you cashed.
 Afterward, you and Forget Me Knot return to the village.
You can either return home, or head north to another town.
You can also go south to a bar to have a drink.

As you drink, you begin to stew in anger that Forget me Knot lost your fortune.
 After a few drinks, you decide to go to bed.
You wake up to discover that you're tied to a chair. You hear footsteps coming down the stairs. You look around and see Forget me Knot standing in the doorway.

Forget me Knot reveals that he is Tony and he wants his money back.

"You know, I've been thinking about that," you say. "And I don't think you'll be getting any of it."
"Why not?"
"Because it's all gone!"

You lean in for a kiss.

Forget me Knot grabs you by the throat and throws you across the room. You hit your head on the wall and black out.
You awake to find yourself bound and gagged in the basement of the mansion.

You work yourself free and look for a way out.

You can either try to escape or go upstairs.
You can also go north to a store.
You can also go south to the bar.
You are now in the Basement, which is located below the living room.

You realize you are lost and you start opening rooms to find the following disturbing things:

A closet full of dead people in various states of decay.
A refrigerator full of blood.
An incinerator.
A torture chamber.
A morgue.
A kitchen.

You run scooby doo style from room to room until you eventually crash into Tony.

"Get away from me!"
"I'll kill you!"
"I need my money!"
You wrestle with him for a while and eventually manage to break free.

You run out the front door and are surrounded by the police.

"Are you Tony Budie Nose?"
"What are you doing here?"
"He's got the check!"
"Where is it?"
"I don't have it!

You successfully lie to the police and make you escape for Mexico.

You wake up in the middle of a field. It is dark and you are very hungry.
You hear the sound of a helicopter landing nearby.
You look in the direction of the noise and see the outline of a house.

You look south and see the house has disappered.

You look west and see the road to the village.
You look north and see the highway leading out of the valley.
You hear someone calling your name. You look and see your husband Tony and his friend Forget Me Knot walking toward you.

You hold hands and walk into the sunset.

You wake up in a strange place.
You look around and see that you are in a forest.
"Who am I? Who are you?" you ask.
"I'm your husband.