EP 474 – Story #2 – You are Rad Derrick, a rockstar.

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You are Rad Derrick, a rockstar. The President of the United States of America has tasked you with achieving peace in the Middle East through the power of music.
 You are on a quest to spread goodwill in the Middle East and across the globe.
Your main objective is to write a song to unite the peoples of the Middle East and the world. You are currently at a crossroads, and the song you write will decide the next leg of your journey.

You debut a song called "We built this mecca!"

It's a hit. The Middle East is a happier place, and you are welcomed by the people of Israel, Palestine, and Egypt as their savior.
You decide to use your fame to help the people of the Middle East.

Japan misunderstood the song and built a giant Mecha which you attempt to control with rock and roll.

Unfortunately, the Mecha is powered by your soul and has turned on you.
You are forced to fight your way through Tokyo, but you are eventually able to defeat the Mecha.
You realize that you must do something about the nuclear power plant which has been built near Tokyo.

You attempt to use rock and roll to clean up the nuclear power plant waste.
 Unfortunately, it's too much for you.
You are forced to destroy the power plant before the radioactivity contaminates the entire area.
You are able to destroy the power plant, but the radiation continues to spread.

The radiation fuses you and your band to their instruments.  Now you can only rock and roll and nothing else matters.

You decide to help the people of the Middle East by stopping the war between Israel and Palestine.
You and your band sneak into Palestine and perform a concert at a local church.
After the concert, the people of Palestine and Israel are so happy they all start fighting each other.

You put on a huge charity concert and invite all sides to the big show. The crowd is
 so excited to see you that they all start fighting each other.
You have been betrayed.
You are forced to fight your way through Jerusalem, but you are eventually able to defeat the Mecha.

You level up and gain the following Rock and Roll god powers:

- Rock on: You can now summon your fans to help you fight.
- Rock out: Your rock and roll powers will now have a larger effect.
You realize that you must do something about the nuclear power plant which has been built near Jerusalem.

You rebrand as really Rad Derrick
, a rock god, and perform a concert at the power plant.
You try to clean up the nuclear power plant waste. Unfortunately, it's too much for you.



You rock too hard and cause a meltdown at the power plant.  Nuclear waste tidal waves over you and the crowd and transforms you into
 a giant rock.



Now that you are rock, there is only roll
 left.  You begin rolling toward the coast of Japan.



  Japan cleverly
 build
s
 a giant 
dung beetle robot to roll you away
.

You realize that you must do something about the nuclear power plant which has been built near the ocean.



As you roll, you fuse with everything eventually turning the world into Rock and Roll.

The world is a happier place now.  You are welcomed by the people of Japan and the world as their savior.
You decide to use your fame to help the people of the world.