Mama... just grilled a man... The madam continues her story. Her eyes glaze over in ecstatic visions, and her voice soars in a strangled cry that reverberates from the rafters. *** When you arrive in the scene, a short hallway runs the length of the room, with a flight of steps leading up. On either side are two doors, with an archway at the end. A set of double doors, leading west, can be seen through the archway. There's a washroom in the north part of the room, a library in the west part, and a living area > You go north. There is a short hallway running north. To your left is a bathroom, and to the right is the entrance to a bedroom. *** You are in the bedroom. Mama... just grilled a man... Put my bun against his head, pulled my sausage now he's dead. Mama... just grilled a man... And then she said... Mama! I got a bun in the oven... *** You are in the library. A big oak table takes up most of the room. You meet the Librarian Borth who tells you there is NO singing in the library! He continues his lecture, but he is interrupted by the madam. The madam pushes past Borth and shouts, You gotta help me... I just fried a guy! Borth picks up the telephone and dials 911. You rip the phone out of Borth's hand and hang up and stearnly say "The cops will drag us all away, I'm just a butter boy, but I can hide a body." Then you go back to your car. *** You are at the library. You approach the madam, and she screams. Mama... just grilled a man... The madam continues her story. Her eyes glaze over in ecstatic visions, and her voice soars in a strangled cry that reverberates from the rafters. *** You are back in the bathroom. You are still in shock, your mama has done many questionable things in her life, but she has never grilled a man before! Mama mia, oreos! *** The door at the other end of the hallway opens, revealing a man in a lab coat. He says, "Who are you?" The madam pushes past the man and shouts, You gotta help me... You give the grilled man CPR, Crunchy Pretzel Ravioli's. When he wakes up, the madam says, "We're going to have some fun." The madam leads you to a laboratory. Mama... just grilled a man... The mad scientist in the laboratory gives the grilled man new skin, he grafts the hide of a Triceratops to his body. The madam tells him to take it off, and he says that he cannot. You rip the phone out of Borth's hand and hang up and stearnly say "The cops will drag us all away, I'm just a butter boy The Grilled man groans and begins to awaken. The doctor says "It's ok, you've been in an accident. You've had a major change." as the doctor shows the grilled man his reflection. The Grilled man stares in horror at the following changes: - hair to greenish brown - lips to become snouted - arms to grow thicker and more muscular, while the hands become webbed and ending in four short claws - the face and body to lose their baby fat and become that of a giant predator - his body to become covered with thick hair - a small bump appears on his forehead where the bandage used to be "Why are you doing this to me?" The doctor says, "I want to make you look more like my wife, I was tired of her using you as a pillow." You ask the doctor to elaborate. The Grilled Man asks, "Why am I in here?" "The people upstairs had the wrong idea about our relationship. You have a little brother, do you know where he is?" The doctor calls into the next room "you can come in now". Your little brother comes out, holding your wife's flipper hand in his own, both have been grafted with the following animal parts: - toes from a hedgehog - paws from a racoon - a black tail - a white tuft of fur on his butt "Mom, we've found Daddy. Between two blubbery mouth flaps your wife mutters " I'm sorry... I'm so sorry." *** You are in the bathroom. The madam tells you she's never cooked a man before. She tells you she's gonna get her son. Next time on "Insanely Wealthy Norwegians": "Well, I think you made it very clear that I can't really pay for your services" the madam says to the grilled man. "Please! I'll do anything you want!
EP 472 – Story #3 – Mama… just grilled a man…
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