You are Johnny Subway, you have been Paid $65,000 to change your last name to subway as a strange Marketing campaign from the Biggest Sandwich Shop in the World. One day Oprah invites you on onto her show for a In depth reason into why you've been chosen by Subway, but you don't really know why Subway chose you as you're just a Middle Manager at the Local Bank and you don't really have the Social media presence to draw that many people into Subway Stores. After being rejected by the Sandwich King, he has asked for your help to find his Greatest Secret. You were hired because of your knowledge of Subway's history. So you've agreed to help him out with it. You list 10 sandwiches to impress the camera crew who have been hired to make "mockumentary" commercials for Subway about you. You want to get them as close to what Subway is like in real life as possible. The Subway Sandwich List: - The Classic - A classic turkey & ham combo on a whole wheat roll with mayo, lettuce, tomato, red onions, mustard, and pickles. - The Veggie Deluxe - A classic turkey & ham combo on a whole wheat roll with mayo, lettuce, tomato, red onions, mustard, and pickles, topped with fresh sliced tomatoes, shredded carrots, chopped spinach, and green peppers. And then you start to innovate with the following unusual sandwiches: - The Chicken Taco - Two chicken taco shells on a whole wheat bun with lettuce, tomatoes, mayo, and spicy sauce. - The Finger Licker - Three meatballs wrapped in bacon on a whole wheat bun with mayo, lettuce, tomato, and mustard. - The Grilled Cheese - Two grilled cheese sandwiches on a whole wheat roll with mayo, lettuce, tomato, and mustard. - The Baked Potato - A potato baked in the oven with cheese, sour cream, chives, cheddar cheese, bacon bits, and jal apeno. - The Club - Ham, turkey, pastrami, and salami with mustard and swiss cheese on a rye roll. - The Buffalo Wrap - A buffalo wing, chicken tenders, blue cheese dressing, bacon, mozzarella cheese, and ranch Your sandwiches are released to the public and the reception is strong: everyone loves your new creations. But you still haven't gotten the answer to the great mystery, so you continue on your quest. You head west. You can see the Subway Sandwich Shop here. You head west in search of wild new sandwiches. You're currently lost. You can't remember where you parked your car. You head east. You can see the Subway Sandwich Shop here. You look around, but there doesn't seem to be any way out. A herd of wild subway sandwiches approaches, you encounter a wild sandwich in the form of: Subway Sandwich: This sandwich has been made by Subway using a variety of meats and vegetables. It was created when a group of Subway employees got together and decided to try making their own sandwiches. You present your creation to the group, The Buffway Sandalo: The Sandalo: A sandwich that combines ham, turkey, pastrami, and salami with mustard and swiss cheese on a rye roll. They are delighted to receive this rare sandwich and decide to keep it as a memento of the time they all worked together. You suggest the group eat the sandwich and savor its flavor. In unison, they turn and hiss at you. You try to escape, but you cannot find a way out of the subway tunnel. There are many more sandwiches, some of which will attempt to stop you. You have found an exit to the east. You rush for the exit but your path is blocked by a wild party sub. The wild sub is very large and powerful. You run for the exit to the east. The exit to the east is locked. You go south. You can see the Subway Sandwich Shop here. You rush into the shop and manage to close the door behind you just as the party sub slams into the shop. The party sub rears up on its hinds subs, and displays a neck furl of lettuce. "This is my home!" the wild sub yells, and lunges forward. You dodge out of the way and the wild sub crashes through the wall. You quickly step over the rubble and make for the door to the east. You have to think fast and then you realize the weakness of any party sub is that it's not a sandwich. As the party sub rears up on its hinds subs, it flops forward in an undignified manner and reveals itself to be just a regular old sandwich, albeit a particularly messy one. You wipe yourself off and eat the messy sandwich. You are finally safe and then your phone rings: it is the CEO of Subway. He tells you: "Johnny, I have been following your adventures online! You did great! We are so proud of you!" The CEO asks you: "Is it true that you were able to get the answers to the great mysteries?" You answer, "Yes, I think I have solved the great mystery. Could you remind me again, what is the great mystery?" The CEO replies: "Well, I am sure you have noticed the sandwich shop that is located in the center of our network. But if you look at the map, you will see that there is no way out. We believe that it is connected to another place, but we cannot figure out how. Can you help us?" *** ─ Subway Sandwich Shop ─ There are many sandwiches in this restaurant, but none of them taste good. Johnny Subway will return in the Hungry Games part 2: Catching Up with Subway. You can find Subway in the subway. ⁂ You are Johnny Subway, you have been paid $65,000 to change your last name to subway as a strange marketing campaign from the Biggest Sandwich Shop in the World.
EP 470 – Story #2 – You are Johnny Subway, you have been Paid $65,000 to change your last name to subway as a strange Marketing campaign from the Biggest Sandwich Shop in the World.
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