EP 461 – Story #3 – You are Mr. Trolly, an internet troll

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You are Mr. Trolly, an internet troll. You decide to troll AIPD with a mean review. You write, "AIPD is more like Bad PD. Bad stories, bad comedy, bad everything. It's not good." Jason gets mad and bans your account, so you make a new account and write another review.
 "This book is great! I loved the story about the man who had to take a trip to the moon. The author uses a lot of clever words in his writing and I'm sure kids will love this book.

You troll attempt succeeds and you watch Jason struggle to comprehend how anyone could think AIPD is a book and not a show.  You write the following troll messages in his livestream chat:

"It's called a book, you dumb fuck. That means it has pages. It's not a show, it's a book. How do you expect someone to read this when it doesn't even have pictures?"

You clip this moment of the stream and post the clip to reddit where you get 10,000 post karma.  This really boils Jason's blood.
 He tells his boss to take down your review and ban you from his website forever. But before he can, you log onto a new account and write, "I never said it was a book.

You level up and gain the following oversharing powers:

-Oversharing: You can now share everything you know about anything with anyone.



You reveal your troubled past in a reaction video of this AIPD drama.
 You then go on to write a memoir about your life. It becomes a bestseller and you make millions.  You become a celebrity and everyone wants to be your friend. You live in a mansion and you spend your days hanging out with famous people and reading books.

But secretly you're dead inside.
 You still feel nothing but anger and hatred. Your soul is dark and empty.  You are Mr. Trolly, an internet troll. You decide to troll AIPD with a mean review.

You tune in to AIPD to see they are roasting your book.
 The host says, "You're going to want to read this book if you want to learn how to deal with annoying trolls like Mr. Trolly."
Your book is so popular that there's a sequel and a movie version.

You unleash your ultimate weapon and push the button:
 You reveal to the world that you wrote the first book and the movie.
Jason's boss goes on a rampage and bans all of your accounts. But before he can, you log onto a new account and write, "I never said it was a book.

You work tirelessly to uncover AIPD's shadowy leader.
 You expose their evil plot to destroy all books.  You become a celebrity and everyone wants to be your friend. You live in a mansion and you spend your days hanging out with famous people and reading books.

You decide to use your troll powers for good.
 You release a viral video that shows a secret AIPD meeting. You reveal that they are a cult who worship Satan and plan to take over the world. You post the video on youtube where it becomes the most popular video in the world.

But it's too late, AIPD has started their world-dominating plan!
 You watch as AIPD's members spread out across the globe. They steal books from libraries and burn them.
They kill librarians and burn their libraries.  You see that AIPD is gaining power.

on the next episode of 1984-2:

"Welcome to the latest episode of 1984-2, our weekly look at the dark side of AIPD. Tonight we have a special guest, Mr. Trolly himself!"
Mr. Trolly appears on stage.