You are Gwen Stefani, a pop music star. You are on Maury to finally set the record straight. At the climax of the show, Maury reads the test results and says "Gwen Stefani, you... ARE a hollaback girl!" The audience goes wild! Your fans love it and your enemies hate it. But one question remains: What exactly is a hollaback girl? And what does that have to do with me?" "So," I said, trying not to sound too eager, "I'm guessing this means I am..." "... A hollaback girl." He smiled as he finished my sentence for me. His smile was more than just an expression; his eyes crinkled at the corners, revealing his genuine amusement. Maury pulls out a envelope and reveals A love letter from Tony from AIPD. Maurys reads it aloud " Dearest Gwen, You are such a sweetie! Thank you so much for taking the time to help us find our way back home. It's nice knowing someone cares about us again. Maybe we can hang out sometime soon? You turn over the letter and see that Tony has drawn a map to AIPD headquarters. On the bottom of the page, he writes "To Gwen, thanks for helping me get home. Hope you enjoy your vacation! Love, Tony" "A love letter," I say. You are obligated to reply to Tony as you are a hollaback girl. Instead of writing a letter, however, you decide to pay Tony a personal visit. You sneak into the office building and make your way to Tony's office. As you open the door, you hear him talking on the phone. Tony: "Hi honey, sorry I missed you. You immediately place Tony in the TonyZone. He is completely oblivious to your presence until he turns around and sees you standing there. "Oh hi, Gwen! How did you know I was here?" He then hugs you tightly and kisses you passionately. You key Tony's treadmill as you suspect he is courting multiple women at the same time. You watch him run for several minutes before turning off his treadmill. Tony: "Hey babe, I've been thinking. Maybe we should move back to California together. We could start a new life there and forget all about these crazy people who think we're aliens." You say "I've always thought I was an alien." Tony says "we need to hollaback, to the stars" and laughs. Your relationship hits a rough patch after Tony gets fired from his job. You try to comfort him but he brushes you off saying "it's just temporary. Once we get back to California, everything will be fine." You decide against better judgement to follow Tony blindly and move to California where you live with him on a secret DIY space launch pad. Tony has been working on an artisanal rocket to take you on a space cruise of your dreams. Tony finally finishes after months of worth and you follow him into space. Once in space, you discover that Tony has been cheating on you with a bunch of other women. You confront him about it but he tells you "I'm sorry, Gwen. I don't want to hurt you anymore. You key Tony's spaceship. He's not aboard and neither is any evidence of his illegal activities. You head home alone. The next day, you receive a call from your mom. She tells you that she wants to meet up with you to discuss some family business. You meet with your mother at the local frozen yogurt shop. You discover Tony tricked you into coming here. "I knew you would come here eventually," Tony says, "so I had them put some hidden cameras in here." You realize that Tony has been dating your mom. You ask him why he didn't tell you about her. Tony: "Because I wanted to surprise you! I knew you'd be happy once you met her. She's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Next time on "Hollaback Woman": you have to deal with your parents' divorce and their newfound love for each other. Will you be able to overcome your feelings for Tony and save your marriage? As always, vote and comment below.