You are Twerk Gasmo, a mild-mannered office worker with a terrible secret. Today is Anne's birthday and you forgot to get her a card. You are so sorry! It won't happen again, promise. Your company recently acquired the rights for some new game system that everyone wants but no one can afford. Your boss says he will buy it if you find someone who has an old console lying around somewhere. You reveal the following terrible secret to your boss: "I have this thing called a Nintendo 64." He looks at you like you just told him there's an alien on his desk or something equally insane. But when he hears about how good the graphics are on these games, he decides that maybe it would be worth buying after all. You reveal your troubled past to your boss. You grew up in poverty in rural Pennsylvania. Both of your parents were alcoholics and they rarely showed any affection towards each other or you. As such, your childhood was filled with loneliness and abuse. You show your boss a secret: A Nintendo 65 that you have in you in your possession. This machine is far more advanced than anything currently available today and it has a built-in cartridge slot which means you can play both Super Mario 64 and Zelda 64 simultaneously without having to swap cartridges. The only problem is... "The power cord is broken," you say. "It doesn't work anymore." Your boss laughs at you. "Ha! That's impossible!" he exclaims. "A Nintendo 64 still works perfectly fine." Your boss blows on the power cord to fix it, then you are both sucked into the video game. In the next room, you see your boss playing Zelda 64 as you are left alone in the office. You hear him mutter, "Oh shit..." before everything goes black. When you wake up, you are inside the game. You hide an try to figure out what happened. You tell your boss, "The reason I didn't get Anne a birthday card is because my favorite streamer, Jason from AIPD, hates birthdays." Your boss asks, "What does this Jason guy look like?" You explain, "He has long hair and wears glasses. He always makes fun of me online and calls me 'Twerk Gasmo'." You are interrupted when you Soulja Boy has also been sucked into the video game. You watch as he begins dancing and singing while juggling a bunch of women. Then suddenly, he starts playing a guitar and starts rapping. After several minutes of listening to him rap, you notice that you have become a character in a hip hop song. Soulja Boy presses a button on his Nintendo Powerglove, and you begin twerking uncontrollably. After a few seconds, you realize that you are actually a male stripper performing at a strip club named Twerk Gasmo's World Famous Dancing Boys. You are forced to dance and gyrate around the stage until your arms fall off. You lean in for a kiss with Soulja Boy. He turns away and says, "I'm not gay." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no " You sing along to the song, "ice cream shop Ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream shop" and start to dance to the beat. You see Soulja Boy dancing behind you and suddenly he grabs your ass. You turn around and he is now sucking on your nipples. You scream, "Why did you do that?!" He replies, "I just wanted to give you a hug." You continue dancing as Soulja Boy sucks on your nipples. Suddenly, you feel something strange inside your chest. You look down and see that your body has transformed into a female. Next time on "Twerk Gasmo's World Famous Dancing Boys": * * * Chapter 2 - The Return Of Twerk Gasmo You wake up in a hospital bed. You have amnesia and don't remember anything. You ask the doctor, "How much do I owe you?"