Bart Harkland, owner of Montana’s largest peacock sanctuary

Your ex-wife Bev Harkland, owner of Motana's second largest peacock sanctuary, has snuck onto your ranch late at night at feeding your birds rancid cottage cheese. You wake up early, it's Peacock appreciation day, your most busy day of the year. You go outside and your jaw drops to the horrific sight of all your peacock's covered in diarhea. You can't prove it, but you know it was Bev.

You have a gut feeling that she is responsible for this mess. The next morning you hear her coming down the hill with some guy. She says he is supposed to pick up some food supplies from the camp, but they got lost on their way there. What do you do?

Your ex-wife Bev Harkland, owner of Motana's second largest peacock sanctuary, has snuck onto your ranch late at night at feeding your birds rancid cottage cheese. You wake up early, it's Peacock appreciation day, your most busy day of the year. You go outside and your jaw drops to the horrific sight of all your peacock's covered in diarhea. You can't prove it, but you know it was Bev.

The man tells you that his name is Bob, and that he is an employee of the ranch. He also says that if you want him to leave, you should tell him that you don't want him around anymore. Will you let him stay or not?

You let him stay and promote Bob to Night Watchmen.

> You say "No" You stand by your decision and say "no". Bob's face turns red and he leaves the room. The next day you find out that Bev has been sneaking into your house every night since the two of you broke up. Her mother, Mrs. Harkland comes over and asks why she hasn't told you about the problem before.

You tell Mrs. Harkland, who is your new wife, that her daughter is a jealous slag who is taking out her anger on innocent birds.

Mrs. Harkland then goes on to explain that she doesn't like you either, but she understands why you did what you did. After the divorce, she had to move back to Montana because she couldn't take living under the same roof with Bev. She says that she will never forgive you, but she knows you're right.

You Get into bed with Mrs. Harkland.

One year later... It's Christmas Eve and you've just returned home after work when you get a knock on the door. It's Bob who wants to talk to you. He explains that he needs your help again, this time he wants to bring peace between the townsfolk and the townsfolk.

You decide to enlist the peacocks to form a militia to patrol the townsfolk and keep them civil through way of peacock intimidation. There are thosands of peacocks roaming the streets.

They'll be able to scare off any troublemakers. Bob says that the townspeople would be grateful for such help. You agree to help, but you need more information first. So you head to the town of Middletown, which is located to the west of the town of Moab. You ask the locals where the nearest peacock pen is.

The locals point you to Bev's sanctuary. You order your peacock milita to make a citizen's arrest of Bev for crimes against peacockity.

When you arrive at the sanctuary, you see Bev sitting in the corner crying. A few other people are gathered around her. One of them is Mr. Harkland, who is holding a shotgun in one hand and a pistol in the other. Mr. Harkland: "I'm gonna kill ya!" Bob: "Don't shoot".

You order your peacock sniper to take the shot.

Bob fires the shotgun, hitting Mr. Harkland in the chest. Mr. Harkland falls to the ground and screams. His wife runs over to him and cries. Another woman comes over to comfort her. Mr. Harkland: "What happened?" Bob: "He didn't listen to me. I'm sorry".

You make Bev promise you there will be no more trouble between the two of you. In return, you will let Osama bin Harkland live.

Osama is very happy with this deal.

You wake up the next morning and see that Bev has again fed your peacocks soiled cottage cheese.

You are glad she isn't bothering you anymore. Two years pass... Two years later...



Three years later... Four years later... Five years later... Six years later... Seven years later... Eight years later... Nine years later... Ten years later... Eleven years later... Twelve years later... Thirteen years later... 14 years later... 15 years later... 16 years later... 17 years later... 18 years later... 19 years later... 20 years later... 21 years later...

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You celebrate by opening a peacock-themed casino called Plumes.

You have a lot of success and become extremely rich. Your life is good. Then one day, a bunch of angry peacocks show up at your front door. They claim they own the place now. They demand that you pay them money in exchange for their freedom. If you refuse, they will destroy everything.