INT. Tanner family cabin
Alf has been a nightmare on the 17 hour drive to Willie's cabin that he inherited. When they finally arrive, Alf reveals that he has smuggled along a
large stash of drugs and alcohol. He is also carrying a gun under his coat, but insists it isn't loaded. The two men are clearly not going to get anywhere with their plan so far.
Alf I can't believe you brought a gun to my cabin!
Wiliie lighten up, I joined the mafia and they require me to packin' at times!
You should be grateful I'm here! (puffs out chest)
Willie looks around for something to throw him off guard as he prepares himself for another tirade from Alf.
Willie do have $10000 I can borrow? I need to pay off this guy named Mork that I lost a game of Blackjack to.
I don't know what you're talking about...
You will when we meet in an hour.
INT. Cement Factory
Alf is meeting Mork at night in the middle of the cement factory floor. All the lights are broken and Alf is standing alone with a flashlight that isn't working properly. Willie secretly followed him and asks what he is doing here so late.
Mork doesn't want to see daylight again.
He takes out his pistol and shows it to Willie who then backs away slowly until he hits a wall.
Mork shows up to the Cement Factory with 4 armed mafia bros. He is ready to fight.
Don't worry Wiliie just give us the money and everything will go fine.
The mafia moves towards them while holding their guns high.
As the men move closer we see the 4 men are none other than the cast of the A-Team.
They all look over and see Alf and start laughing uncontrollably.
All except one man.
I pitty the fool that can't pay his gamblin' debts!
Mr T begins wildly firing into the cement factory trying to kill Alf.
Die you son of a bitch!
Come on Mr T let's finish this bastard off.
Yeah lets blow this fucker away.
Alf we are being shot at, how could you let this happen?
Just give them the money Willie, I don't know what the big deal is.
I don't have $10000 Alf! I only have $347.
Well I guess we are going to have to resort to Plan B!
Alf pulls out a Bazooka that says "PLAN B" on the side and shoot it at Mr T.
It explodes, blowing him backwards through the air.
We hear a loud bang as Mr T lands face first in the concrete.
Now where was I...?
Alf walks up to Mr T who is still laying in the ground.
I heard that if you don't have the money, you can just blow somebody. And I guess I just blew you!
ALF starts to laugh hysterically as he sees Mr T lying in the dirt.
Oh my god I killed him...
Alf immediately looks to make Willie take the blame for killing Mr T. Willie recognizes this.
Alf I am not taking the blame for this one! You've gone too far!
ALF turns around to leave.
But you know what?
ALF stops walking.
I'm going to enjoy every minute of this.
ALF shoots the gun that is under his coat.
Because you know what?
ALF fires the gun at the cement factory.
I'm going to enjoy watching the cement factory explode.
ALF laughs maniacally at the idea.
The bullet whizzes past Willie's head and hits a gas cannister next to the Cement Factory which causes it to explode in a massive fireball killing everyone inside.
You know what?
ALF continues to walk to the edge of the Cement Factory.
I'm going to enjoy seeing your car burn to the ground.
ALF points at Willie.
I won't go down without a fight!
And Willie reveals that he is a cyborg. Willie pops into a fighting stance and prepares to take down Alf once and for all.
Good luck with that.
Willie is confused as to why Alf would help him.
See now Willie, the mafia is a lot like the mafia.
How are you doing Alf?
I mean after all the time we spent together in prison.
I'll tell you what Willie.
You're a good guy.
Everyone always thought I was fine, but I was not!
I was an evil bastard. But you know what Willie...
When the mafia came to me and said they wanted to be friends.
I knew then that I had made a mistake.
That's when I decided to become a better person and start helping people.
Alf, that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Willie unfazed by the empty attempts at flattery throws Alf into a burned out Van.
I will never forgive you!
WILLIE punches the van.
I hope you rot in hell!
Alf leaps into the air. Alf looks excited for the fight and surprised that Willie no longer believes any of his bullshit. Alf reveals that he, too, is a Terminator.
I'm glad we are finally at peace.
I have been looking forward to this moment for years!
ALF looks at Willie.
We are exactly the same Willie!
We are both men who have done terrible things!
But we are also two guys that can change the world.
Willie looks in disbelief. He cannot accept this. Willie continues to attack Alf.
Let us make the world a better place, Willie.
ALF takes out a gun and shoots Willie in the back of the head.
Willie, mortally wounded lays on the ground and stares at Alf.
"Tell me, can love bloom on the battlefield?"
Alf looks at Willie.
Is there anything I can do for you?
You have to die!
Alf smiles as he looks at Willie.
Alf pulls the trigger.
Alf's head explodes in front of Willie.
Willie falls to the ground dead.
Willie rigged the gun with explosives and they both burn to death in front of the Cement Factory.
TO THE MOBSTER'S OFFICE
Mr T is sitting at his desk.
So I guess that means you killed the mobster.
ALF goes to get the money.
It's right here.
ALF hands Mr T a bag full of cash.
FLASH FORWARD BACK TO THE PRESENT
INT. Tanner Family Home
Kate is sitting on the couch when she gets a call from the police. The police inform her that Willie was found dead at the Cement Factory.
Kids! Come to the living room, I have some terrible news to share...
The kids enter the living room.
Willie is gone!?
Kate changes the channel to a breaking news story where they are standing over Alf.
According to sources, the man responsible for the explosion was Alfonso "Alf" Flores, a convicted felon and a former member of the mafia.
Kate turns off the TV and stares in disbelief. Kate looks across the street as the Ockmonics house is being raided by the FBI. Alfonso Flores was the name of a child that Alf had supposedly befriends. Kate notices that two FBI agents are headed for her home.
Kate rushes to the door and opens it.
Mrs. Tanner, your husband is under arrest.
My husband was murdered!
Kate shows the agents the breaking news segment that says Willie is dead.
Kate grabs a gun and points at the two agents.
I will shoot you!
She fires the gun.
Kate is shot in the stomach. She crumples to the floor. One of the FBI Agents is shot through the heart. The other agent runs up the stairs.
The agent runs into Willie's bedroom and fortifies himself inside.
Man down! I'm barricaded inside the house! Send backup!
The agent sees a glowing light come from the closet. The agent opens the closet to see
the glowing light coming out of Alf's chest.
Willie appears in the closet. He is wearing Alf's clothes.