AIPD EP192 – 9/27/2020 – Story 1

You are Vegeta, a Super Saiyan who is planning on proposing to his girlfriend, Bulma. You visit Piccolo and show him the ring. Piccolo says, "I don't think she'll marry you." You reply, "You're wrong, you dumb alien. I'm going to be super romantic. I'll show you." You get down on one knee, while holding the ring. Goku walks by and sees this, so he assumes you're proposing to Piccolo. Goku texts everyone he knows and tells them that you're going to marry Piccolo.  The media learns of this and they show up in mass. They say, "Is it true?" You say, "No! I'm proposing to my girlfriend!"
You consult David Hasselhoff, an actor who is playing Jason in the AIPD movie, and his advice only worsens your mood.  You gain 600 lbs over the next year while you prepare for the wedding. You attempt to kidnap a woman who resembles your girlfriend, but the woman calls the cops on you and says you tried to molest her. You go to jail for two years.
You workout in the yard and try to lose all the weight.  You are release from jail and try to repair your relationship with the real Bulma. She says, "No." You say, "Please?" She says, "No.
> You find all the dragon balls and make a wish that Bulma loves you again.
You find all the dragon balls and make a wish that Bulma loves you again.
You bring Bulma a big bouquet of flowers and ask if you can come inside. She says, "No."
> You say "Bulma, are you jealous of Piccolo and me? I swear we're not getting engaged."
"You're not engaged," she says.
"Bulma, I swear we're not getting engaged... that gay green alien was just giving me advice on how to propose to you."
"Prove it," she says.
You squint your eyes. "Fine. I'll prove it." You back up, and then charge in at her at 100 mph. She dodges your attack and slams the door in your face.
> You lift the house of the foundation around bulma and toss the house into space. "PROOF!"
You lift the house of the foundation around bulma and toss the house into space. "See? Now I'm going to throw you too."
Bulma says, "You're insane.
Frieza, your ex-boyfriend shows up just as Bulma is about to seduce you. "YOU'RE NOT MARRYING THIS WHORE. STEP AWAY FROM HER RIGHT NOW."
You say, "Or what?"
Frieza pulls out a gun and shoots you in the chest.
You catch bullet in midair and throw it into space, the you use Final Flash on Frieza. You then use a combination of psychic energy and telekinesis to levitate Frieza's broken body into the air. You increase the pressure on his head until it explodes, splashing blood everywhere.
You grab Bulma and bring her in for a passionate kiss and then you get down on one knee and propose to her.
You get married and it's the happiest day of your life.
The moral of the story: DON'T FUCKING MANIPULATE ME.