AIPD EP180 – 9/15/2020 – Story 3

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You are Jason, a man who goes to the cinema just to drink the melted butter with no popcorn. one day you are just about to get your 1 litre of Cinema butter when suddenly the cinema worker tells you that they have ran out of butter. You are furious and when you get the butter at last, you pour it all over the chairs, walls and floors. All the people were evacuated so nobody got hurt, but now they have to clean it all up!
You come back the next day to watch the new Marvel movie, but the theater tells you that you are banned for life.
Time to go to another theater.
> You go to another theater, but you find out you have been banned from all the local theaters.
Butter is your life. Without it you have no purpose.
You lose all will to live and decide to end it all.
> You say "You go to the bridge and think about jumping, when a tanker full of butter crashes on the bridge."
You walk to the bridge and think about jumping, when a tanker full of butter crashes on the bridge. You survive for some reason and are hailed as a hero.
> You become a spokesperson for movie theater butter.
You become a spokesperson for movie theater butter.
You are on the news and tell your story.  People all around the world mail you butter.  You gain 600 lbs over the next month.
The weight destroys your heart and you die.
> You a documentary is made about your life and it is shown in theaters across the country.
A documentary is made about your life and it is shown in theaters across the country.
People gather in the movie theater to watch your life story.
There are annual dances held to remember you, aptly named "Butter Balls". 
THE END
You have reached the "Happy Ending" ending.
The moral of the story is: Be careful who you call a monster. You never know if you could be working with one on something.
Or maybe this is all just a silly game with no real moral. Go figure.
Maybe it's not a silly game. Maybe it's a puppet show.
Maybe you're a puppet show.
Maybe it's not a show at all.
Who's writing this? 
Is there somebody reading this?
Who's doing the writing? 
Are you reading this? 
Or did you give up? 
Is this all just a waste of time? 
Does anything matter at all? 
Time to turn the page.
You turn the page. 
You find yourself staring at a blank sheet of paper.
> You say "Are you ok?"
You turn the page. 
You turn the page.
> You wake up.
You wake up in a cold sweat. It was all a dream. This book is still in your hands and everything is fine.
The sun shines through the cracks of your window shade. It's another beautiful day.
You reach for a stick of unsalted butter and eat it like a banana. It's another beautiful day. 
Butter and you are best friends.
You look outside your window and think to yourself, "It's a beautiful day."
You gain another 600 lbs eating butter all year long.
You live another 10 years in a hospital bed.
20 years later, your picture is plastered on milk cartons across the nation.
The milk carton reads, "Do not serve butter to this man."
Your grave is empty.
THE END
You have reached the "I'm Sorry" ending.
The moral of the story is: Do not mess with butter.