You are Bjorg. You are a Norwegian artist who paints Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan art. Your favorite medium is oil paint on giant canvases. One day you are working in your studio when you hear the phone ring. You answer the phone and a voice on the other end says... "Hello, are you the artist who paints giant pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar?" "Yes" you reply. The man on the phone commissions you to paint a custom portrait of naked Buffy. You grab a big paint gun and get to work. You finish the painting in a few days. After the client pays you, you buy a luxury speedboat. "This is wonderful!" you think. > You are strolling through the marina, when you run into Sarah Michelle Gellar! "Oh my god!" you think. "Am I really going to meet her this way?" You approach her and ask if she wants to go out for dinner, but she politely declines. "I'm sorry," > You show her some of your paintings. You pull out a few of your paintings and show her. She seems pleased and asks if she can take a few with her. You agree as long as you can paint her for a day. She laughs and agrees. "This is it!" you think as she takes the paintings and leaves. You spend the next few days painting her from a boat in the distance. She really likes you now! > You ask her to break up with Freddie Prinze Jr. You finally gather the courage to ask her to break up with Freddie. She is shocked and says it's crazy, but she has liked you for a long time too. > You show her your latest piece of art to impress her into a relationship. You show her a giant painting of a nazi with a melting face. "What the fuck?" she asks. "It's not done yet." > You show her a different painting. You show her a painting of the two of you kissing on a rainbow. "It's beautiful." she says. You hug and kiss. "I love you!" you say. "I love you too." > You say "Can I paint you in the nude?" She is shocked and agrees to do a live model session with you. "I need you to be completely naked for this." "Oh my!" she says. "I don't know if I can do that!" > You say "You must be completely nude. I assure you, it will be tasteful. Now let's see those tits and bush." "OK, but just for you." Fuck yeah! You and Sarah get completely undressed. "So how do we start?" she asks. "Just do whatever you would normally do." > You cover bodies in paint and mash them together. You both get to work. Suddenly, you decide to have a little fun with your model. You gently push Sarah against the wall and start making out with her. "Hey!" she says. You tell her it's Nuru massage. She is confused but enjoys it. "This is a new style of painting." she laughs. You begin rubbing her breasts and butt to get a feel for the shape. You pause making out with Sarah and reveal your troubled past. "I fell in love once. She was a demon though." "That's so sad." says Sarah. Before you know it, she has your dick in her mouth. > You finish the painting, then stand back and admire it! After a fun night working non-stop with your new girlfriend, you are finished! You step back and admire it. "It's beautiful." says Sarah. "I'm not sure if it's me though." > You say "I guess I'll have to paint you in the nude again." You decide that instead of painting her again, you'll enter your painting in a contest. You both hope to win first prize: a free painting session with the Olafur herself. You win the contest and get an angry phone call from Sarah. "You didn't paint me in a cool way!" she complains. "I look fat!"