AIPD EP173 – 9/8/2020 – Story 1

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You're Brosen, a guy who's arriving home after a long day of landscaping. You walk inside and see empty soda cans and boxes of snacks scattered around the living room. You go into your bedroom and see your brother sleeping in your pajamas on your bed. You take your pajamas back, before picking up your brother and dumping him in the garbage can outside. Once you've changed, you sit down on the couch and turn on the TV. You flick through the channels until you stop on some dumb reality show.
Your brother comes inside covered in garabage with a rotten banana peel on his head. You sigh and get off the couch to clean up the mess. Once you've done that, you sit back down on the couch.
"I thought I told you to leave,"
Your brother challenges you to an arm wrestling match.
"Fine,"
You accept his challenge and the two of you sit at the table. You get him to put his banana peel on the table, before you effortlessly beat him.
You feel bad and decide to do something nice for your brother. You take him out to a pizza parlor and the two of you have a great time. You go home early and get some sleep before work tomorrow.
> You wake up late for work because your brother stole your alarm clock!
You wake up late for work because your brother stole your alarm clock! You rush out to the car, speeding the whole way there. You run inside and apologize profusely to your boss.
> You get to your job site and find your brother there throwing banana peels all over the lawn.
You get to your job site and find your brother there throwing banana peels all over the lawn. He's in a lawn chair next to a cooler full of them.
You throw your brother and his cooler in the garbage and apologize to your boss Mr McMillens profusely.  You promise to clean up his mansion right away.
"Thanks, I have a very important meeting to get to,"
You begin work immediately and it is the best landscaping job you've ever done.
You then see your brother ruin your landscaping job by running over it with his truck.
You chase him and he drives away, leaving you with a huge truck sized hole in Mr McMillens' lawn. You go back to work and fix the mess your brother made.
Mr. McMillens comes homes early. He is furious upon seeing truck-sized hole in my lawn. 
"What the hell is this?!",
He screams.
You explain to him that it's a really big hole and you promise to fix it as soon as possible.
You start plotting your revenge against your younger brother when all the sudden you are interrupted by Mr Mcmillions daughter that is in the same grade as you.
"You're in trouble,"
> You find out that the daughter is your brother's girlfriend.
"You're in trouble," she says to you.
You decide to seduce your brother's girlfriend.
You need to get her back to your house so you can get her into bed. You pretend to take a photo of her and then run off. She chases after you and eventually catches up to you.
> You say "I wanted to say I'm sorry about your dad's lawn and that I really like you and want to go out with you."
You say "I wanted to say I'm sorry about your dad's lawn and that I really like you and want to go out with you."
"I...um,"
She looks down at her feet.
> You see that she has enormous feet like a troll. You tell her you don't care about her feet and really like her.
You see that she has enormous feet like a troll. You tell her you don't care about her feet and really like her.
"You do?"
She blushes and turns around in a circle.
Dizzy she falls into bed and then you know to do.
You jump on her and go to town.
Afterwards, you're both too tired to move.