AIPD EP167 – 8/31/2020 – Story 3

Posted under AIPD EP167 - 8/31/2020 - Story 3, Story On By Chief

You are Jason Voorhees, a serial killer driven by the immoral actions of your victims and your own rage over having drowned as a child.  Tommy Jarvis goes to the graveyard to get rid of your body once and for all, but inadvertently brings you back to life instead. You once again seek revenge and chase after Tommy.

The next day, you kill Karen at her house after chasing her through it. Returning to the Voorhees house, you kill the caretaker, Creighton Duke, by stabbing him in the neck.
You feel bad for stabbing Creighton Duke, so you go apologize to his family. While you are there, the police arrive and try to arrest you. You kill two of them before escaping. You steal a car and drive away, but soon crash it into a tree.
You decide to go to the mall and buy some better clothes to drive in. You crash the new car not long after, but steal another one. You feel pretty good about your new outfits.
You go to a nightclub full of confidence dressed in your new outfit. While there, you flirt with a girl named Adrienne. She is attracted to you as well, so the two of you leave together.
You go to a nightclub full of confidence dressed in your new outfit. While there, you flirt with a girl named Adrienne. She is attracted to you as well, so the two of you leave together.
You run into Bo Duke from Hazzard County, he asks if you know where his car went.  You shrug and walk off with Adrienne. Bo Duke gets angry and punches you in the face, knocking you to the floor. He is about to kick you too, but Adrienne stops him.
Adrienne takes your machete and chops off Bo Duke's arm. He screams in pain and Adrienne points your gun at him. She is about to shoot, but her own fear causes her to not be able to do it.
> You put your arms around her sensually and help her aim the gun at Bo Duke.  You tell her to be brave and help her pull the trigger.
The gun fires and Bo Duke falls to the ground. Adrienne faints and you are left to look for another girl.
You go to a nightclub full of confidence dressed in your new outfit.
You walk into the Nightclub and see a job posting for camp counselor.  You leave the nightclub and head for the campgrounds.
You arrive at Camp Crystal Lake and are hired as a camp counselor.
You are assigned to cabin 3 and your name is added to the sign that hangs over the door.
> You kick down the door and assert your dominance to the campers.
You enter the cabin and see a group of snobby, stuck-up teenagers. You crack your knuckles and walk towards them.
"Hey, who the fuck are you?" one of the campers asks.
> You say "I'm your nightmare"
You smile and tell them that you're their nightmare and get to work.
The campers are more difficult to kill than the townspeople, but you manage it in the end.
Later that night you go skinny dipping in the lake to celebrate your victory.
The next morning you awake in the lake with a harpoon in your chest. You groan and stand up, but fall back into the water when another barb goes into your leg.
You see Adrienne who is armed to the teeth.  She says, "How dare you leave me next to a dead body!  Now you will get yours!"
She approaches slowly and it looks like you will finally have your long-awaited revenge on the woman who killed your mother.
You get out of the water and are face to face with Adrienne on the dock, which is also on fire.  You pull out your Machete and Adrienne pulls out two harpoon guns.
The two of you fight with every weapon you can grab from the burning dock. The fight ends when you both grab the hunting knife at the same time.
> You both grab the knife at the same time.  You then look each other in the eyes, and after a short pause you kiss.
You and Adrienne embrace and the two of you remove your clothes.
The sun sets on the burning lake and with it your innocent, youthful self.
You ascend into the sky, Adrienne smiles.
You are now a Camp Crystal Lake Counselor and forever live on in legend.