AIPD EP167 – 8/31/2020 – Story 1

You are a knight in the kingdom of Larion. You are hunting the evil dragon who has been terrorizing the kingdom. You enter the forest searching for the dragon and see
You are Tony, a guy who has a special surprise for your friends Jason and Jim. You spend hours preparing a big dinner for them. You cook 100 chicken nuggets, 5 pizzas, 20 sandwiches and for dessert you bake ten cakes. Jason and Jim enter your house, while you're in your bedroom. They see the food in the kitchen. Jason says, "I'm not that hungry. Let's throw this food away." Jim replies, "Good idea." You hear a loud noise in the kitchen. They've thrown away the food! You think of a plan to get revenge...

What would you do?
> You guilt Jason and Jim until they feel so bad they eat the food out of the garbage.
You walk into the kitchen. You find Jim and Jason looking through the garbage. You say, "Are you looking for something?" They look at you angrily and say, "Yes, we're looking for our dinner."
> You point them to the dumpster outside and bon apetite.
You point them to the dumpster outside and say, "Your dinner is outside." They run outside, find the trash and eat it.
Jason and Jim give you lots of false compliments until you forgive them. You laugh when you think of how you tricked them.
Jim says "Why did you do this Tony?  Why?"
You shrug and say, "I'm a psychopath."
> You go into the dumpster and start a food fight with Jim and Jason.
You go into the dumpster and start a food fight with Jim and Jason.
THE END
You reached the "Psychopath!" ending.
> You start going to therapy.  You tell your therapist all about your prank on your good friends where you made them eat trash.
You walk into the therapist's office. She points at a chair across from her desk and you sit down. She stares at you, waiting for you to say something. You open your mouth, but nothing comes out.
> You say "I think I'm a psychopath"
The therapist looks at you for a minute and says, "I think you need more help than I can give you here." She presses a button on her desk and a ring of a buzzer sounds outside.
> You say "I think I'm a psychopath"
The door to the office opens and two big guys come in. "This patient is ready for his medication." She says. The two men grab you by the arms.
> You are taken straight to the asylum.  You are put in a straight jacket and thrown in a padded room.
You are at the state asylum. You are put into a straight jacket and thrown in a padded room.
THE END
There is only one ending for psychopaths, to be sent to an asylum.
> You figure out a way to escape the asylum.
You are a true mastermind. You manage to fool the orderlies and get out of the asylum. Unfortunately, you got out just in time for when the hospital shut down.
You walk up to the old abandoned building.
> You make the abandoned building your new Prank Headquarters and home.
You make the abandoned building your new Prank Headquarters and home.
THE END
You are now a full fledged psychopathic criminal, well done!
> You call Jason and Jim to come to your Headquarters for lunch.
You walk over to the abandoned hospital and knock on the door. Jim opens it and looks shocked. "Holy cow!" he says, "You escaped your padded room."
The doors slam behind Jason and Jim and a big spot light shines on you.  You say, "Welcome to my ultimate prank gentlemen!"
A metal sheet falls behind you, closing off the entrance to the building. You say, "I've built myself a little trap to keep people in."
You flick a switch and some TV screens power on.
Jim says "I'm really glad to see your feeling better, old pal.  You didn't belong in that asylum anyway."
"What do you mean?" you say.
"You're obviously a psychopath, not a schizophrenic."
You offer Jason and Jim something to eat.  Garbage trucks appear and dump old produce and expired baked goods in a giant pile in the middle of the room.
"This place gives me the willies." Jim says.