AIPD – 8/17/2020 – Story #2

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Your name is Jim.  You are the leader of a new religion.  You own and operate a religious facility deep in the Colombian jungle.  You have a moderate sized castle made of marble.  You have many loyal followers, most are healthy beautiful women.  You are very fit and excercise regularly and eat healthy.  After many years of being isolated in the Colombian Jungle, you hear gossip that two strange foreign men are making their way up to your castle.  You hear the doorbell ring and one of your disciples opens the door.  You see Two Men enter through the castle door, on horseback.  You instantly recognize the two men as Tony and Jason.  The three of you used to cohost AIPD TWITCH STREAM, many years ago.  You raise your arms towards the two men and say...

"Brothers! We are all brothers! No? Hello?"

The two men are staring at you in silence. You awkwardly wave at them.
> You say "Are you guys still mad at me?"
You say "Are you guys still mad at me?"
The two men don't speak. They seem unresponsive. You wave at them again and they still do not respond.
> You say "It's me Jim!  Don't be confused by the Marble Fortress!"
You say "It's me Jim! Don't be confused by the Marble Fortress!"
The two men STILL don't respond. You're getting pissed. How fucking hard is it to greet your only two fans?
> You tell your beautiful female disciples to take the two men to the dungeon.
You tell your beautiful female disciples to take the two men to the dungeon. The women agree and grab both of the men. One grabs the horse's reigns and leads them outside, leading the horse away.
> You tell your most beautiful disciples to seduce the two men until they speak.
You tell your most beautiful disciples to seduce the two men until they speak. The women seem confused, but they follow your order. They start by rubbing the men's shoulders and touching them. Still no response.
> You say "After all this and no hello?  If you do not greet me now, I will sick the tigers on you two!"
You say "After all this and no hello? If you do not greet me now, I will sick the tigers on you two!" The men finally speak up.
> You say "Why have you come to my castle?"
You say "Why have you come to my castle?"
"We have come to rescue you from this... place." Says the one called Jim. The other one, Tony, nods in agreement.
> You say "Jason, you legally changed your name to Jim?  Are you trying to steal my identity?"
You say "Jason, you legally changed your name to Jim? Are you trying to steal my identity?"
"NO! It's my real name!" He exclaims.
> You say "I do not need to be saved!  I have created a paradise on earth here.  Look around you fools."
You say "I do not need to be saved! I have created a paradise on earth here. Look around you fools."
The two men look around and think.
Jason points out the fear in your disciples eyes and says, "These people are clearly not hear willingly and they only worship you out of fear!"
You clench your fist angrily and say, "Only a fool does not fear God!"
The two men look at each other and then at you.
They both slowly nod their heads in agreement.
> You say "Disciples!  Force these two prisoners to drink the brainwashing jungle juice!"
You say "Disciples! Force these two prisoners to drink the brainwashing jungle juice!"
The two men are dragged away.
> You see the two men return, their faces look glazed over, you ask them to kneel before you.
They comply.
You say "Who am I?"
They respond with "You are our lord and saviour"
You raise your hands and cry out "Praise Jim Christ!"
> You say "Disciples!  Seduce the two new followers!  Give them pleasure and tell them the ways of Jim Christ!"
You say "Disciples! Seduce the two new followers! Give them pleasure and tell them the ways of Jim Christ!"
The disciples comply. The two men are taken away and pleasure is given.
> You see the men in their rooms later that night and ask if they had sex with the women.
You see the men in their rooms later that night and ask if they had sex with the women. Both of them say "It was just like being with a high quality prostitute"
You frown.
> You say "Don't call your disciples prostitutes.  Not even "high quality"
You say "Don't call your disciples prostitutes.
> You say "You two are invited to the feast!  We are celebrating my birthday!"
You say "You two are invited to the feast! We are celebrating my birthday!"
The two men look confused but excited.
The Colombian military invades mid party and captures all the disciples.  You are carried away by an Apache helicopter and taken to a military bunker where you are interrogated.
Part 5: Betrayal
The military interrogate you for days. They beat you, starve you and shock you but you never break.
You are killed by the Colombian military.  Three days later you return from the dead!
Part 6: Return from the dead!
You are smuggled out of Colombia and into America. There, you are put on trial for crimes against humanity.