AIG Family Matters Ep 1 – Carl is enjoying watch TV in peace when suddenly Urkel bursts into the the room

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INT. WINSLOW FAMILY HOME


Carl is enjoying watch TV in peace when suddenly Urkel bursts into the the room.

URKEL
Carl!  You must check out my new invention.  It's a remote that can
 control anything in the house. Just aim and click, like this...
He clicks the remote and the TV blinks off.
C

AR
L

Urkel? What are you doing?
URKEL
I'm trying to make life more interesting for Carl.

Urkel tries to show Carl that the remote can work on anything in the house.  Urkel points the remote at the couch, presses a button, and suddenly the couch transforms into
 an electric chair. He presses another button and the couch becomes a guillotine.
Carl is horrified.
CARL
You've got to stop this. I don't want to die in some weird way!

Urkel attempts to put the remote down, but accidentally drops it with the remote point and him and Carl.  The remote button is pressed and transforms Urkel and Carl into
 two human-shaped prunes.
URKEL (Oops!)
Sorry.
The prune heads turn to each other.
CARL
What are we going to do?
URKEL
We're going to find out what happened to our parents.
 We're going to take them back from those aliens.
CARL
But how?
URKEL
First, we need a plan.
CARL
Yeah, a plan.
They stare at each other for a moment.

Laura walks into the room unaware that Carl and Urkel are now human prunes and grabs the remote.  She drops it in horror when she sees what they have become.  The remote zaps them again and this time transforms them into
 a pair of wooden mannequins.
LAURA
What did you do?
URKEL
Nothing.
CARL
She dropped it on us.
LAURA
Oh, God.

CARL
What's wrong?
LAURA
I was just thinking about my parents.
CARL
Why?
LAURA
It's been so long since I heard from them.

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A week later, Laura is alone in the house watching TV. Suddenly, the doorbell rings and Laura answers it.
Laura opens the door to reveal Urkel.  He looks a little different than he did before.
 His hair is longer and his face has been shaved.
URKEL
Hi, Laura.
Laura smiles.
LAURA
Hello, Urkel.
Urkel hands her a box of doughnuts.

Laura opens the box of doughnuts to see her father Carl has become a dozen prune flavored donuts.

URKEL
I brought you some doughnuts.
LAURA
Thank you.
URKEL
You're welcome.
Laura notices something on the ground. It's a remote control.

Laura presses the rewind button hoping that it will undo all of the chaos the remote has caused in the past couple days, but when Laura presses the button
 nothing happens.
LAURA
That doesn't work.
URKEL
It didn't work because you have to press the red button first.
LAURA
How do you know that?

Laura presses the red button.

LAURA
Now try it again.
Laura presses the rewind button and nothing happens.
URKEL
Try it again.
Laura presses the rewind button and nothing happens.

URKEL
You're supposed to hold it down until you hear the sound of a tape being played then release it.
LAURA
But I can't.
URKEL
Maybe if you do it real slow.

Laura presses the rewind button really slowly.

LAURA
Now, let go.
She lets go.
LAURA
It worked!
URKEL
Good job.
Laura looks at Urkel and realizes something.
LAURA
Wait a minute.
 How do you know how to use this thing?
URKEL
I used to watch your dad play with this remote all the time.
LAURA
And how do you know where I live?

Urkel realizes that Laura has rewound time to before they ever first met.  Carl comes to the door with a smile.

CARL
You must be our neighbor!  Come on in!

Carl opens the door and Urkel follows him inside.
CARL
This is Urkel.
LAURA
Hi.
CARL
He's a friend.
URKEL
Hi, Laura.

Urkel tries to impress Laura.

URKEL
I made these doughnuts myself.
LAURA
You did? Wow!
Urkel turns to Carl.
URKEL
So, what kind of stuff do you like to do?

Urkel in an attempt to get closer to Laura accidentally hits the eject button on the remote which causes Laura to shoot into the air and fly through the roof.

CARL
Wow, that was awesome!
Urkel and Carl run up the stairs.
CARL
Let's go outside!
They walk out onto the porch.
CARL
Hey, Urkel, want to see my telescope?

Carl and Urkel use the telescope to see Laura has been sent into orbit.

CARL
That's amazing!
Urkel looks at Carl with excitement.
URKEL
Wow.
CARL
You want to look?
URKEL
Sure.

Urkel puts his eye up to the telescope to see Laura flying through space.  Carl comes to his senses and slaps Urkel on the shoulder.
CARL
We have to save Laura before she crash lands!

They race back into the house.
CARL
She's not in the living room.
CARL
The kitchen!
They open the refrigerator door and Laura falls out.
CARL
Where is she?

Urkel helps Laura off the ground and realizes that Carl in blind!

URKEL
What happened?
CARL
I'm sorry.
LAURA
Are you okay?
CARL
Yeah, I'm fine.
Urkel and Laura walk out of the house.

Urkel hits the power button on the remote and the episodes ends.

***
Fade to black.
We are in the living room. Laura is sitting on the couch watching TV. Carl enters the living room.
CARL
Laura, we have to talk.

LAURA
Talk about what?
CARL
I've been thinking...
CARL
I think you should move out.
LAURA
What?
CARL
I can't handle this anymore.