AI Generated Captain Planet

Posted under Episode Captain Planet, Story On By Chief

You are Captain Planet and you are trying to save the world from
You take a long, deep breath and exhale the air out of your lungs. You feel the air leave your lungs and rush through your body.
You can feel the air rushing out of you.

> You decide to tackle the top polluter in the city:
 the oil company.

You can't see the oil company from here, but you can smell how bad they've polluted the air. You feel your body get more active, more alive.
The oil company is probably the biggest polluter in the city, but you're not sure how to get rid of them.

> You summon the planeteers and brainstorm 10 ways to stop the oil company from polluting:

You summon up all of your power as Captain Planet and ask each planeteer for a solution. Each of your teammates comes up with one or two solutions that seem reasonable.
You decide not to use these particular plans because they might be dangerous, or just plain stupid -- but there were a few ideas
 that you thought were pretty cool... like turning off every car engine in America! That's a lot of horsepower, you'd think it would take down the whole world. You also thought it would be neat to blow all the cars up with an atom bomb, but that might cause more damage than it was
You're still not sure what's best.
The Planeteers gather together to save Earth and the ozone layer from an evil oil company. They use your idea for stopping all cars, and they also suggest turning off the power plants in America.

Everyone on Earth revolts after you nuclear explode all cars on the planet.  However, pollution does take a steep decline.
 Everyone breathes easier because they aren't breathing soot anymore! Everyone starts breathing clean air once more!  Your plan worked, you're glad that it wasn't just a dream. The ozone layer grows back and is as healthy as it has ever been!

> You attend a press conference and attempt to do some damage control over your public image.

Captain Planet's plan for saving the Earth is successful -- at least for now!  But he's still got one big PR problem: everyone knows he used to be a nuclear warhead, so now they all hate him!

> You give a speech to the people:

The crowd cheers when you appear onstage. The whole city loves you because of how you saved them from air pollution. Everyone is so grateful, but there's one more thing they want: an apology for being a bomb in the first place.

> You snap and say, "I'm not apologizing for being a bomb!  That's just who I am!"

You can't apologize for something that is part of your DNA, right? But everyone keeps insisting that Captain Planet has to say sorry for what he once was. It's hard to explain that you're just a normal person now, but you don't want to be hated anymore.

> You double down and say, "You should be happy I did what I did!"

"Captain Planet saved Earth! The air is clean again and everyone can breathe! That's worth an apology if there ever was one!" You yell back at the crowd, who cheer wildly. They are so relieved that you are still here and not gone like all of their heroes.

> You begin to rebuild an Earth friendly form of transportation:

Captain Planet decides that he will try to help people move around the city without polluting. His idea: create a new form of transportation -- something more earth-friendly and sustainable, something people will be able to ride on without worrying about destroying the planet!

  You can imagine how great they'll look in a parade or on the beach! But what kind of horsy do you want to be?  A draft horse? Something with wings?  How would they work, exactly?

You genetic splice DNA and create a Dragon like animal that is the size of a city bus and and carry 40 people at a time.  It has cute anime eyes and it's breath smells like bubblegum.

The people of Earth are so grateful for your new form of transport that they throw roses in front of the new dragon!
A giant robot dinosaur saves the day! You have created a mechanical T-rex with an atomic engine, it can fly to any location on Earth, no
 matter how remote, to save endangered species. It has been modified with lasers that can be aimed at poachers and hunters. The laser will fry anyone who shoots a living thing -- it'll make their flesh fall off!

Resistance groups form world wide to end your reign of terror.
  They use guerrilla warfare and bombs made out of human flesh and bone. The bomb will explode when they light the fuse, killing them as well!  You are captured by an anti-Captain Planet group in Russia and you are sentenced to death by hanging for being a nuclear warhead that has become evil
!  Your execution takes place on top of Mount Rushmore in Washington D.C., the United States of America, which you have also saved from destruction at your command!
The world mourns as you die, but they celebrate your life and all that you've accomplished while living it.

Your nuclear laser dragons put up quite a fight, but eventually humanity succeeds.
 You can hear the cries as they burn to death -- it is a sad day for Captain Planet and all his planeteers... but it was for a noble cause.
Captain Planet's death has sparked an international war over Earth's resources and who should be allowed to live here.