You are Wednesday Addams, a gloomy girl with an unusual name. The other kids tease you because of your name, especially on Wednesdays. You decide to scare them. You use the following 10 spooky things: 1. A mirror that is really a portal to another dimension. 2. A creepy-crawly monster. 3. An invisible ghost. 4. A stuffed toy that comes to life at night. 5. A mask that lets you become whoever you want. 6. A trick mirror. 7. A potion that makes you invisible. 8. A ghostly hat. 9. A mummy. 10. A black cat. *** (Wednesday Addams) You put the mirror in front of the door. Then, when your parents aren't home, you go through it and come back with your pet, a stuffed doll who has been turned into a real person! > You ask the doll, "What is your name?" The doll answers, "My name is Charles!" Charles laughs, "I'm a secret agent! I'll tell you about my mission later." "Where are you from?" you ask. "I am from Mars," says Charles, "but now I live here!" "Mars!" > You get Uncle Fester to take a trip with you to Mars. Uncle Fester looks at you. "Is this a joke? You know there's no such place as Mars. And even if there were, we can't afford it!" "I have an uncle on Mars, and he will give us free passage." > You take Uncle Fester through the portal and show him around the Mars landscape. "It's cold out here," says Uncle Fester. He puts on his coat and scarf and hat. "But it's so pretty!" You say, gazing at the stars. > You show Uncle Fester your living doll friend, Charles. "He's cute," says Uncle Fester, "but what is he for?" You explain that Charles is a secret agent who has just been assigned to spy on the Martians. "He was sent by President Kennedy himself!" Charles becomes possessed by President Kennedy himself for a moment who tells you your mission, " To stop the Martian invasion of Earth, you must steal their plans for the invasion!" "This sounds like a job for me," says Charles. "And I have some friends on Mars with whom I would love to meet!" You find the secret Martian base and notice the Martians look like humans, but with green skin, horns, tails, claws, etc. They are having a big meeting in which they are planning to invade Earth. "They're here!" you shout. "We have to stop them now!" You sneak into the sewer system and manage to find the Martian plans: it is an assassination plot to kill Kennedy! You run back to the base and show the Martians what the Martians' real plan is. The Martians have no choice but to stop their invasion, because they realize that if they invade Earth, they will be killed. You return to Earth with Uncle Fester. "You know what this means, don't you?" he asks. "That the war is over, and that the Martians can live among us without fear!" You notice your doll Charles is acting strange. "Charles," you say, "you don't seem like yourself. Are you OK?" Charles laughs. "I am Charles now! And I'm going to go with you to school tomorrow so everyone will know who you are!" Charles tells everyone at school your deepest darkest secret: that you are secretly a spy. Everyone thinks you're crazy, but when the Martians arrive, everyone is happy to see them. "This war has been a terrible burden," says Charles, "and it's good to see the Martians gone." You ask Charles, "What is your problem with the Martians?" Charles answers, "The Martians are bad people who want to hurt us." *** (Uncle Fester) You wake up one morning feeling groggy. You look in the mirror and notice you have turned into an old man! But then you remember, you have always been and old man. You put a light bulb in your mouth and stick your finger in light socket. You feel better instantly. You look in the mirror again. "Oh no!" you say. "I'm turning back to my original form!" You go outside and find a lamp. You throw it in the air. Your transformation is complete, you have transformed into a handsome young man. You decide to visit your neighbor, Mrs. Addams. "Hello, Mrs. Addams," you say, "I would like to talk to you about your daughter , Wednesday." Mrs. Addams is very upset. She doesn't like you talking about her daughter like that. "Why do you hate Wednesday so much?" you ask. Mrs. Addams is quiet for a moment, and then she says, "Well, there was a time when Wednesday did something awful. Something so terrible that I can never forgive her." You ask, "What did she do that was so horrible?" "She killed an innocent baby rabbit!" says Mrs. Addams. "She killed the baby bunny to see how it felt. Then she ate the little bunny!" Mrs. Addams is a bit drunk now. You see if you can help Wednesday to stop eating innocent animals. You take her to a pet store. You explain to the owner what is going on, and he agrees to keep Wednesday in a cage while you try to help her. You bring Wednesday a sampler plate of delicious food and try to get her to eat normal dishes. But every dish she eats comes back up. You take Wednesday to the vet. He looks at her and says, "She's in withdrawal from all those poor little animals." You buy Wednesday an adorable puppy to comfort her. You realize your error too late. The puppy is gone, eaten by Wednesday. You tell Mrs. Addams, "I think we should keep Wednesday as a pet." Mrs. Addams agrees. She loves her daughter very much, but she does not want to see her hurting other innocent animals. You try one last thing, you feed Wednesday your favorite food in the entire world: bacon! "No!" you scream. "You can't eat that!" "But it's my favorite food!" says Wednesday. You run to the kitchen and grab a huge frying pan. You cook all of the bacon you have in the fridge. You take it out to Wednesday, who has been eating the food that is supposed to be for her dog. You hit her over the head with the frying pan and throw her into the garbage disposal.