Category: Episode 473
You are Robert Pattinson, an Actor who has just starred in the New Batman Film. You are currently doing a Panel at Comic Con when Suddenly, Christian Bale and George Clooney crash through the Window In their Batman Costumes and George Clooney exclaims ” Let’s fight to the death to determine who’s the best Batman!”.
You are Tony, a guy who stole a spaceship so he could impress women. You get into the spaceship and start flying it. However, you quickly get scared. You put on a parachute, jump out of the spaceship and land on a field of grass. The spaceship crashes into Mars. The spaceship and Mars both explode. Officer Cory walks up to you and asks what happened. You tell Cory that your legal guardian, Jason, blew up Mars. Cory arrests Jason and adopts you.