Category: Episode 446

You are Elizabeth Holmes, CEO of Theranos. You have successfully convinced investors that you have made a blood testing machine that can run a full blood test with a single drop of blood, although no such machine exists.

You are John Harvey Kellogg, Seventh Day Adventist and sex-repulsed asexual. You have just invented the ultimate anti-masturbation tool: the corn flake.

You are Mike Lyndell, founder and inventor of the MyPillow. You wake up in a Red Roof Inn outside Dayton, OH, sweaty and hungover. Just as you realize the crack has run out, your phone begins to ring