Category: Episode 443

You are Fancy Pants, a spoilt teenaged son of a Billionaire, it’s your 16th birthday and you’ve just got a new Tesla, but obviously your Father buys you a Teal Tesla when you wanted a Navy Tesla. You are Furious Because your father is always buying the wrong presents for Christmas and your birthday.

You are KyrilGrey, a man who is on the run from the FBI after managing to speedrun Dark Souls 2 within 4 minutes, a feat which is considered impossible by many fools, who are simply unaware of your awe and might. The FBI agents have decided to bring you in for questioning, in order to inquire about how you managed to finish such a hard game in such a short time.

You are Ben Bin, a guy who likes to shop in the garbage can. One day, you walk to a nearby garbage can and open it up to see what’s inside. You can’t believe what you found. It’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.