Category: Episode 435

You are Cory Jostar, an early 20th century paleontologist. You’ve found yourself the target of a mysterious group of magic wielding assassins but little do they know that you’ve been hiding your stand Cory’s Clothes for situations just like this. As you stare down the barrel of an assassins gun, you say “Clothesu!”

You are Mr. Novelist, a writer who has come up with a great idea for a book. You write your idea on a piece of paper which you leave on your desk at work. One of your co-workers, named Timmy Taker, takes the paper that has your idea on it and uses it as toilet paper. You want to get revenge on Timmy by taking something that he loves.

You are Pepper, a butthole surfer. Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Sherice. She was sharing Sharon’s outlook on the topic of disease. Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist. Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain. Then he lost his leg in Dallas, he was dancing with a train. They were all in love with dying, they were drinking from a fountain that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain. You don’t mind the sun sometimes.