You are Cory, a guy who bought some vampire coffins. You plan on using the coffins to store your spare clothes. However, there are vampires in the coffins. You take the clothes off of the vampires and add them to your large collection of clothes. Afterwards, you dump the vampires in Jason’s hot tub. You…
Episode 416 StoryGod needs a vacation from heaven, so he comes to earth to experience life as a dog. He is captured by animal control and is impounded, and you adopt god-the-dog after a tragedy that makes you question your faith. But then you meet Sherlock Holmes and Watson, who are working on the case of the…
Episode 416 StoryYou are Engorge Lucas, creator of Star Wars and science experiment gone wrong. When you sold Star Wars to Disney, you trusted that they would be good stewards of the franchise. Then The Last Jedi happened. Filled with rage, you seek out Rian Johnson so you can absorb him into your body along with everyone…
Episode 416 Story