You are Kenny and you just had the most amazing sex with your new girlfriend Joanna. After a long night of steamy action you both passed out together in bed. This night you had a rather weird dream about having sexual intercourse with Joanna, when the Kool-Aid Man suddenly burst through the wall, yelling “OH…
Episode 282 StoryYou are Long Schlong Silver, retired porn star and famous folk singer. You’re trying to have a nice, socially distanced New Year’s Eve. You have a firecracker and a half full bottle of booze. There is only one problem is: a polar bear is currently munching on your legs. “Oh fuck!” you say. “I’m so…
Episode 282 StoryYou are Clumboocha, the ultimate lifeform. You wake up early because you have a busy day ahead of you. You must accomplish the following 10 tasks: 1) Eat all the food in your house and then go out to find something else to eat. 2) Go outside and get into the most dangerous position possible….
Episode 282 Story