You are Dimitri Slagof, a very big and intimidating man and former Russian heavyweight boxing champion. You are currently an assassin for the Okhrana, the Russian Tsarist secret police force. It is Russia, 1917, and you are sitting alone in an bar. A tall man, hair of silver and face scarred extensively sits down next…
Episode 276 StoryYou are Bonk, the homeless monk. Your belly is empty, and you need to toke, but you are broke. So you tell your jokes to the blokes on the road, and they throw you coins to fill your belly and let you toke, since it’s the week of Santa’s deeds. Suddenly there is a goat…
Episode 276 StoryYou are Jinglebell, a poor soul who’s parents are Christmas Fanatics. Every year around December you begin to dread not only your insane parents, but the bastards at work, who will incessantly play Jinglebell Rock. One year you decide enough is enough, and you will make them all pay for their crimes against music! You…
Episode 276 Story