You are Grug O’malley, the interior decorator for the most vicious Viking warlord in the land. Lately, your master has been demanding more and more ridiculous decor. Everything must be made of human bones, preferably skulls. Everything must have as much gold and gems and blood as possible. Worst yet, the Viking warlord has made…
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Grug O’malley, the interior decorator for the most vicious Viking warlord in the land
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Whimpus, the evil reindeer
You are Whimpus, the evil reindeer. Every year Santa throws a ball of coal your way to remind you of your crimes. This year, you’re ready, because this year you have a full set of diamond horse shoes. You fly to Santa’s workshop and steal all his toys! The elves run away in terror as…
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The Grinch, a green mean Christmas hating machine
You are The Grinch, a green mean Christmas hating machine. You’re paid by a casting company to hate Christmas. One day you hear that you’re getting replaced by a cooler, younger Grinch for a modern audience. You’re furious and storm out of your cave to see if the world is ready for a new Grinch….
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