Category: Episode 271

You are Moosetits McGee, a failed Canadian adult entertainment mascot. You have been forced to work as a Christmas mascot, but people always give you bad looks. As you’re heading to work one morning and, suddenly, a meteor hits you embedding a strange gem into your chest. After you wake up, you find that you…

You are a piece of Cory’s brain matter that flew into a nearby sewer. You’ve been eaten by a rat but there’s plenty of room to pilot the rat as your new body perhaps you can have your revenge at the head of a living tide or rats or something. “I am not going down…

You are Tug Muffington, a well known porn star. After playing ‘Tanya’s Father’ in the classic family Christmas movie “Jingle blue balls”, you decide to leave the porn industry and become a Hollywood star. But first, you have to get your ass kicked by some of those dirty rednecks that live up north. You walk…