You are Nicolas Cage and you’re showing your age. You can’t get on the stage. You feel like you’re locked in a cage and it’s making you rage. And how will you make a wage? Maybe become a mage? Better go see a sage from the Yellow Page. You walk down the street, but you…
Episode 262 StoryYou are Bill, a guy who has entered a drinking contest to see who can drink the most sodas in an hour. You are determined to win, so you managed to drink an entire twelve pack of sodas in an hour. As the judges are counting the results, a hundred forty-four ounces of urine spray…
Episode 262 StoryYou are Greg Asshole, an ice cream shop owner who has written a song called “Ice Cream Shop” with the following lyrics: “ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream shop ice cream.” You play this song non-stop in your ice cream shop. The song is so popular that people come from…
Episode 262 Story