You are Edward Helmsley, a struggling theme park architect. You’re currently working for Wacky World, a failing theme park and you need to come up with a ride to save the park with a very small budget. In a moment of madness, you get black out drunk and write up the first thing you think…
Episode 261 StoryYou are the Grinch, a grumpy green-haired creature who is angry at the Whos. Whoville has refused to deliver butter, kombucha and buckets to your home, Mt. Crumpit, so you decide to go to Whoville in-person and steal the items you want. You dress up as Santa Claus and begin taking butter, kombucha and buckets…
Episode 261 StoryYou are Fred Shivaji, a vegan Private Detective who has been Hired at Roswell to investigate a suspected UFO crash. You have no idea what the hell is going on, but you’re sure as shit not gonna like it! You head to the crash site and are shocked to see that it’s actually a crashed…
Episode 261 Story