You are Earl. You wake up one day to find that you have been kidnapped. Or at least, you assume you were, because your bedroom doesn’t normally look like a weird underground padded bunker. You neither see nor hear any signs of life, let alone your captors. You feel fine, but then again you haven’t…
Episode 259 StoryYou are Jaque, a lowly dungeon keeper for a local dark lord called Morgath the Foul. You have the unenviable task of convincing your masters goblin minions to stay in his service despite his acts of random cruelty. When you enter the goblin’s den you see the goblins fiddling with some sort of device and…
Episode 259 StoryYou are Garfield, the world’s laziest cat. You’re so lazy that you slept for an entire month. After finally waking up, you realize that you’ve gained over fifty pounds. You wonder how this is possible, until Jon explains to you that you were eating in your sleep. At first, you’re impressed with yourself, until you…
Episode 259 Story