You are Dick Douglas, a Christmas enthusiast. It’s the middle of November, but you are determined to get obsessively deep into the Christmas spirit as soon as possible. You must chop down a tree, buy presents, and of course decorate every inch of every room! You head to the Reindrob Department Store with a full…
Episode 240 StoryYou are Maude Bronovich, an elderly woman sitting in Olive Garden. After seeing someone getting banned for demanding breadsticks, the Kool-Aid Man suddenly busts through the wall. He trips and Kool-Aid spills all over you, however the Kool-Aid isn’t normal instead it’s a giant bottle of orange soda that has been mixed with some other…
Episode 240 StoryYou are Woofers, a German Shepherd dog to be exact. For most of your life, you lived inside a crammed cage in an illegal laboratory where they tried to develop mutagens that would give people special abilities. The last mutagen they injected into you somehow gave you the ability to talk to humans. Shortly after…
Episode 240 Story